Get To Know Me

I figured that since I couldn't dig deep enough into my brain for a "real" post today, that I would write some more facts about me. I'm sure the one (maybe two) people who read this are just dying to know more. Well, ladies and gents, I aim to please...

I am a middle child, born and raised in Maine, in a town that was over-crowded and polluted long before a Super Wal-Mart was built there.

I have two sisters, both of which have shitloads of dirt on me, so if you ever want to blackmail me, ask them.

I grew up with an anger problem, but I outgrew that phase long ago and the anger monkeys don't hang around so much these days.

I have played the saxophone for 15 years, and can also play (horribly) the clarinet, trumpet, and also (decently) the piano and guitar. I have been composing music for about ten years now.

I like movies, and I'm not too picky on the style. Action, thriller, suspense, comedy, horror... and anything by Judd Apatow. I am a big Star Wars fan, and can quote entire episodes of Family Guy.

I like to read. Stephen King, Robert Ludlum, and Tom Clancy are the big three in my library.

I sometimes hate the fact that I am left handed, because there are so many things that don't work as well. Scissors, manual pencil sharpeners, pencils and pens... Needless to say I was a fucking train wreck on Arts & Crafts day in school.

The phrase "That's what she said" is used by me on a daily basis. People tell me it gets old. I refuse to believe them.

I wear a hemp bracelet on my left wrist that I have not taken off in 5 years. No, it doesn't smell.

Growing up, I wore some form of braces for over five years. Because of that, I no longer have any ambition to eat popcorn or chew gum.

I wear boxer briefs.

I'm trying to make this list as random as possible.

I prefer Pepsi over Coke, and root beer gives me gas.

I cannot eat anything with artificial sugars in it. Something happens to my stomach that I do not care to describe, and I'm sure you're all set without the mental image.

My radio station pre-sets are set to three classic rock stations, and one metal station.

I don't like country music. It makes me want to eat razor blades.

My ass fell asleep while typing this.



Hope this was informative. I'll write more later.