Does anyone remember this post, the one I wrote for Lola while she was gone on vacation this past week? Yeah? Okay, well read on to find out why, exactly, I am a hypocrite...
I was feeling a little bit sappy and emotionally needy recently, so I composed the following txt message to send to The Boss...
Out-going TXT Message:
To: 207-XXX-XXXX (The Boss)
From: 207-XXX-XXXX (Me)
I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. I am so lucky to have you in my life. You are the best part of every day, and I miss you terribly right now. @}~
After a quick proof-read, I hit SEND.
A couple of minutes later, my cellphone beeped, announcing an incoming txt message...
In-coming TXT Message:
To: 207-XXX-XXXX (Me)
That is quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, but I don't think you meant to send it to me. Wrong number, buddy.
I couldn't believe it. I'm not normally so mushy and sentimental via txt message, but the one time that I am, I send it to the wrong number! All I could think of afterwards was, Thank GOD I didn't write anything dirty in the message. That would have been much worse.
I felt like such a tool.