I think there is something wrong with me.
My finger's are twitching in quick, erratic motions.
My eyes are moving from side to side, all on their own.
My right index finger, after a period of rest from twitching, pulses rapidly in sets of two, often making a flicking motion in between.
I think I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms from not having the Internet at home. We're so far out in the sticks, I can't even get the Internet on my cellphone.
I crave the Internet. I need the Internet.
I need to know that I can check my e-mail 37 times an hour if I want to. I need to know that I can check for new feeds to read, browse Craigslist, and look at porn if I so desire. I need to know that I can post new entries whenever I'd like and respond to comments the moment I get them. I need to just have it, even if I'm not using it.
More than anything, I need to find a dealer in these parts.
I need my Internet fix, and I don't care how I get it.
DSL, dial-up, satellite... Just give me a connection so I can feel human again.
Who would have thought that I'd become a junkie? I wonder if there is an Internet Addicts Anonymous support group around here.
Will anyone be my sponsor? I need help.
P.S. If you're of age and a US citizen, go vote today!