THE BADASS GEEK CAPTION CONTEST
By midnight on Friday 12/05/2008, leave a comment with your idea of what the caption could be for the following picture:
Whomever comes up with the best and/or funniest one will get a matted 4x6 print of their choice from my photography portfolio, which can be viewed by clicking here. Don't forget to leave your comment by Friday!
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Thanks!
24 Comments:
Are you serious? I didn't know that you have a book and everything. It's awesome.
Your photos are great. I loved the black and white collection.
Thanks for sharing your photography with us.
My caption is:
Good Afternoon caller, this is Obi Wan. I would just like to say that these aren't the droids you're looking for. Have a pleasant afternoon and may the force be with you.
Hello. This is a courtesy call to remind you that the warranty on your automobile has expired. Please act now to protect your investment!
I don't know what comes next because I'm in the habit of hanging up.
I have two...
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
or
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
How about: In Which I Devise The Perfect Plot To Stalk Lola, Mwahahahahaha!
Oh, yeah, and where's my shirt, Geekfather?
Dock at Sunset is my favorite picture. Though there are many that are breathtaking. You have talent, my friend.
I'll have to sleep on the caption
I heart "Heart on a Page."
Let's see, how about "It's Obie. Mr. One Kanobie if your nasty."
FIS: Thank you! I appreciate your compliments.
Cape Cod Gal: Move along. Move along.
Miss Grace: I'd hang up, too. And who calls cars "automobiles" anymore?
Jen W: Ah, Goodfellas.
Lola: More like, In Which I Watch The Secret Webcams I Have Secretly Installed In Lola's House. Mwahahaha!
Moonspun: Thank you =). I took that picture down at the lake right by my house.
SWAX: That picture took an incredible amount of setup and trial/error before that one shot came through.
Caption "Dude, seriously, hit the power button."
Good, I needed something to think about that will cause me to leave my groceries at the store as I drive away with this guy's picture in my head. Hmm.
"I AM all that is left of Houston."
Would you like pepperoni on that (aka - in which I answer another wrong number for the pizza joint)
Howz about...."You may laugh, but when I wear this, the aliens can’t read my mind."
"I got a business doing websites, When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all."
Kat: Very nice, very nice.
Enthalpy Mama: Hope I didn't distract you too much.
A Reason 2 Write: Ah! Very good!
Splodge: I wish that were the case.
Heather: Even made a homepage for my dog, yo!
I totally can't caption for shit. Seriously, it's like I'm Caption Deficient. I wonder if there's a pill for that...
Yeah, I was trying to think of what those damn spy cameras are called last night, but the plague makes me slow.
My caption is:
"That's the meanest looking Old Navy employee I've ever seen!"
(You know...because all the Old Navy people have self-important headsets?)
Now gimme my shirt. I want free stuff!
i want heart on a page if I win - it is motivating me to think of more captions - very cool picture!
I know - got one -
No - my name is not Mike and I am not in India
You know - the call centers - sorry I have India on the brain (something about a pending move ...)
From RP:
A rough-looking but still hopeful former air traffic controller awaits his re-hiring, 25 years after President Ronald Reagan fired him and busted the industry's labor union.
From me: No, No, it's not permanently attached to my head. But I haven't really tried to take it off lately. Everyone should have a big ball microphone like me. Wait...why are you smirking like that?
How ‘bout a little ESPN radio? My entry is:
“Mike and Mic in the Morning”
I couldn't see your photographs, the link wouldn't work.
Aunt Becky: I think there is a pill for that. It's called Speed.
Lola: It's alright, I forgive you.
Daddy Files: T-shirt? Who said anything about a t-shirt?
A Reason 2 Write: Motivation is always a good thing to have!
Moonspun: Both are hilarious!
Employee No 3699: Clever! I'm not sure why the link didn't work... I'll check it out.
you look like the uni bomber..lol
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