Have you ever made rude gestures at someone who cut you off in traffic, only to end up having them as your waitress at the restaurant you dine at later that evening?
Have you ever been threatened by an angry homeless man after accidentally saying (perhaps too loudly) something that you didn't know was racially insensitive?
Have you ever gotten lost in a parking garage?
Have you ever had to fart so badly that when your stomach groans it sounds like a wounded dinosaur?
No?
Well, I have. What things have you experienced lately?
17 Comments:
Have you ever had gas so bad that it made your back hurt?
Oh by the way..a fart is the scream of a trapped turd. Just thought you would like to know.
I hate whisperers. And they always work in the loud places. Grrr.
Thanks for making me chuckle this morning, especially at the fart bit. Farts are funny.
Ohmigod! I know just what you mean about the dinosaur! and when it happens you can't decide if farting wouldn't have just been a better course of action?
Have you ever wondered why your 8 year old daughter was so enthralled by a painting of a monkey and a butterfly at a local art show? And wondered why IF you have $900 just floating around IF you'd ever buy it for her?
I've never gotten lost in a parking garage, just a huge parking lot, after a concert and numerous cups of beer.
I'm not really sure that your stomach making dino noises is actually normal.
Maybe that's because when I think of a noise that a dinosaur might make, it's always high pitched and screechy. And if I heard that coming from someone's stomach, I probably wouldn't talk to them anymore.
Ooh Kat! I nearly peed myself after reading your little snippet of information!
I've lost my car before - forgot where I'd parked it.
Have you ever coughed so hard that you pulled a muscle in your back? Yeah, I'm that pathetic!
No matter where I park at the mall, I always loose my car. It's embarassing.
Have you ever sneezed so hard you peed your pants? (Or, have you NOT had the pleasure of being pregnant with your third?)
believe it or not, I really try not to write about bodily functions or public restrooms - the posts just sort of come out, probably better than having them make dinosaur noises.
Kat: Why yes, yes I have. And if you are right, my turds are scared to death.
X: Don't they? Frustrating.
Ginger Magnolia: Thank you! Farts are funny!
Moonspun: Sometimes, letting the fart out is a BAD idea. Unless you are over a toilet.
Employee No 3699: That's totally excusable.
Can't Hardly Wait: The noises I was referring to is the deep, guttural moaning noise caused by holding in too many farts.
Splodge: I've done that, too.
Jen W: I've done that by sneezing. It hurt.
Cape Cod Gal: Do you need one of those keychain voice recorders? So you can tell it where you park?
MIT Mommy: I may have tinkled a little after a sneeze once.
Tony: Yeah, dino sounds aren't always fun.
Oh BTW nice new banner!
My word verification is parkills..you trying to tell me something?
Does it count if the rude gestures were to a lady sitting on the porch of an apartment building and then six months later your parents moved you into that same apartment building?
As a matter of fact, the best friend and I lost both of our cars in a parking garage in Boston after way too many drinks, called a cab, and wouldn't you know we found them instantly the next day. Drunk bitches!
The new banner looks cool, man!
Kat: Thanks! And no.
Raene: Yipes. That would be awkward! Do you blog? If so, where?
Lola: Imagine that! Wonders will never cease.
I do blog... Feel free to check out my site. http://bpcouchnotes.blogspot.com
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