Tuesday, February 3, 2009

In Which I Am Slightly Intrigued

I was commenting on Lola's blog today, and when checking the word verification to submit my comment I was presented with this:

I paused.

I blinked, and rubbed my eyes.

Usually the word verifications are just a jumble of letters that don't make any sense. But this? Am I the only one that can see it?


It sounds like the name of the lead male performer in a cos-play porno based on Lord Of The Rings. Add in the surname, and it gets even better: Scrodo Baggins. My imagination ran with that for a moment, and I began imagining what a porno with Hobbits would be like. I stopped before too long, as the mental image of naked midget-sized guys with hairy feet and swords that glow when orc's are near got to be too disturbing.

Before you go to Google and search for it, there is at least one porno I could find based upon LOTR. It's called Lord Of The G-Strings

No, I'm not kidding.

And yes, I'm slightly intrigued. 


Miss Grace said...

You checked it out. Admit it!

iamagrownup said...

very amusing. when i saw it i immediately thought "scrotum".

I mentioned you on my blog a few days ago.

Lola said...

I had Google throw that one out there just for you. Glad I could get your mind in the gutter first thing in the morn ;)

My word verification right now is...

"wintrup". Can't you do better than that? Makes me think of winter and throwing up. A little too close to home I'd say.

Sus said...

I love when they try to make real movie names into pornos. Like Message in a Butthole or Shaving Ryan's Privates.

Kat said...

My husband always jokes about calling a porn "Laura Crotch, Womb Raider"

Moonspun said...

Ok yes, I looked at it and then thought about the hobbit and scrotum right away.
If you rent it, tell us about it!

tony said...

Humm...I have nothing.

the thought of naked hobbits is not a good to have at lunch time.

splodge said...

My mind jumped to 'scrotum' as well.

areason2write said...

You crack me up! very funny - those "words" throw me for a loop sometimes - whose job is it to come up w/them?

Cape Cod Gal said...

You're such my naughty little boy! If I had your address, I would send you that movie wrapped with a bow.

MIT Mommy said...

Drat. I keep erasing my comments. Everything I have to say probably shouldn't be printed. I'll have to just chuckle to myself.

splodge said...

This is what you should be looking at instead:-


It's about the clever use of Lego - very funny - should take your mind off porn....or maybe not.

Badass Geek said...

Miss Grace: Yeah, so what if I did?

I Am A Grownup: "Scrotum" isn't that much of a leap, either.

Lola: Google is just one sneaky bastard. They always know whats going on.

Sus: Or like on Family Guy, when Peter write erotic stories, such as "Catch Her In The Eye".

Kat: That would be a disturbing movie.

Moonspun: I don't know if I'd actually watch it. There is something about it that makes me think I'd laugh the entire way through.

Tony: I agree. Sorry.

Splodge: It happens. =)

A Reason 2 Write: It must be a computer program that makes them, because there must be millions of different combinations.

Cape Cod Gal: Shall I e-mail my address to you?

MIT Mommy: I run into that problem myself sometimes.

Splodge: That was clever!

Cape Cod Gal said...

Honey, if you sent me your address I would wrap myself in a bow and appear in your mailbox.

I do need your address. I have to send you a check for the picture I'm ordering from you. I want that heart on a page one. It's beautiful!

Mystern said...

HAHA! I've *seen* Lord of the G-Strings.

It's a cut-rate soft-core production with a limited budget and is good more for comedy than anything else, much like Zombies vs Vampires which is based loosely on the novella "Carmilla" about the lesbian Vampire queen.

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. . .

Did I just admit to what I think I did?

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