Friday, February 20, 2009

In Which I Can't Come Up With Anything Else

Today is Friday. 

If you are anything like me, you'll be struggling to make it through today without killing anyone so you can actually enjoy the weekend for a change. My brain seems to have packed up an overnight bag and left for a long holiday already, so try as I might, nothing I've written this morning is even reasonably coherent. 

Here are some of the things I've tried writing about:
  • The health benefits and risks of injecting oneself with a Mountain Dew IV drip,
  • How 27 people clicked over to my blog from a CNN article about a negligent housekeeper,
  • The true-life story of how I replaced the wiper blades on my truck last night,
  • 13 Helpful Tips On Surviving A Ladybug Attack,
  • Alexander Hamilton: From the West Indies to the Ten-Dollar Bill,
  • Show-er vs. Grow-er,
  • 400 Micrometres A Day: A Follicular Journey
  • How I wish I was a hero on Heroes.
Somehow I don't think any of them would make a good blog post. Maybe they would. 

What about you, Internet? Any random thoughts today?

P.S. I've made a Chat Room for readers of this blog. Come join me!


Cape Cod Gal said...

Wiper blades! Ohhhh! Very stimulating, honey!

FrankandMary said...

If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats.
Aldous Huxley

That means I can't think of a blog subject post for you either.

Miss Grace said...

I think you could spin any one of those concepts into a good post, but if you don't feel like it, then fuck it, see you next week!

Moonspun said...

Ladybugs do NOT attack! If you do that Dew drip, take pictures!
You've got good topics there, why not expand?

Maggie May said...

i think the ladybug attack one would be good. you know, just in case.

MIT Mommy said...

My vote is for the negligent housekeeper. Of course, negligent housekeepers always get my vote.

areason2write said...

I want to know about the CNN article and how that relates to your blog. I got over 600 hits on my blog the day I complimented Orvis for their great customer service - it was crazy!

mongoliangirl said...

What delicious topics. All of them. I can see why you brain left early. It's not easy having that many good ideas at the same time.

Lola said...

I guess mainlining the Dew would be better than drinking it. Did you see that report about the mountain folk in Kansas (?) who live on the Dew and have rotted their teeth out of their heads?

That shit is evil!

gingermagnolia said...

Show-er vs. grow-er has my vote.

Tony said...

I was going to write about how I was watching Star Wars with my 3 year old niece and she told me that she saw C-3PO in the garage and when I went to the garage to look I found an old C-3PO case that must have belonged to my uncle filled with vintage Star Wars figures that are complete and look brand new - I didn't think people would be interested in that though - you should write about the Show-er vs. Grow-er I can't say that I've ever heard of that before lol

Badass Geek said...

Cape Cod Gal: I know! It was a fun night!

Frank and Mary: Thanks for the quote, though. Intriguing.

Miss Grace: I'll get to your suggestion soon.

Moonspun: They attack me! I hate ladybugs.

Maggie May: I think I can spin that one into something funny.

MIT Mommy: I still can't figure out where the link came from, because I can't find my link anywhere on the page.

A Reason 2 Write: I can't figure that one out. It was strange. I got 30 hits from that link.

Mongolian Girl: Tell me about it!

Lola: I didn't see the article, but I've heard enough about it to cut back my Dew intake.

Ginger Magnolia: Noted.

Tony: Vintage Star Wars toys? Awesome. Those would be worth some money I bet.

Jen W said...

I love Heroes. You should post on that one next and provide your top 3 super-powers you'd like to have. Me personally, I'd like to have the option to be invisible.

Aubs said...

Maybe you won't ever write the Dew drip post, but the idea in itself sounds awesome! And I actually did see the report on the mountain folks which makes me think twice about drinking it anymore.

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