I came home from running an errand, and instead of greeting me at the door like he normally does, The Boss' cat was sitting on the living room floor. I kicked off my shoes, and as I was taking off my jacket, I looked over at him.
He smiled at me. I know that sounds strange, but I swear that he did. I rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't seeing things, and sure enough... there he sat, calm and complacent, with a smug smile on his face.
I felt the small hairs on the back of my neck rise up. Something wasn't right.
I walked over to where he sat, and as I approached he stood up and walked into the kitchen. I looked down at the floor, and saw this:
My stomach dropped and a shiver ran up my spine.
He had arranged his toy puppy and a piece of string in such a way that it looked like he has eviscerated it.
I looked over to see where the cat was, and he was sitting on the kitchen floor, unusually calm.
That could be you, he seemed to say.
I was a little disturbed by this, but I brushed it off. I fed the cat and gave him some fresh water.
... and I watched my back the entire evening.
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I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you!
Keep watching your back.
One of my cats is a sociopath but she LOVES me, which is all that counts. Had to give the neighbor she attacked $200 though.....trust me it was the easiest way out.
I'd stock up on meaty bones & dog porno if I were you.~Mary
She's toying with you. Be afraid...be very afraid!!!
Watch that he doesn't wrap those toy dog intestines around your neck...
That's kind of amusing really :)
You're the one who feeds her, so you're safe!
I hope!
The funniest part is that you bought her a toy shaped like a tiny dog in the first place. You're encouraging her. ;P
Yes, I think that the fact your cat is playing with a dog voodoo doll is a little disturbing.
haha that's so weird!
you know the saying - you have not lived until you been owned by a cat - meow
Sus: I try to anyways. Creeps The Boss out.
Miss Grace: Oh, I am.
Frank and Mary: The sad thing is, that there is probably such a thing as dog porno these days.
Cape Cod Gal: I am afraid!
Moonspun: If he could, I'm sure he would.
The Social Frog: Amusing and creepy.
Splodge: I hope so, too!
Heather: The Boss got that for him. The cat freakin' loves that thing.
MIT Mommy: It is disturbing. I think he needs therapy.
Rachel: Weird in a creepy way.
A Reason 2 Write: Very true.
And that's why I'm coming back as a cat!
I think your cat might be a psychological terrorist.
Lola: If you come back as a cat, I'll adopt you. But no peeking in at me when I'm showering.
Kat: I think so, too.
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