Monday, May 4, 2009

In Which I Am Observant, Part Six

Have you ever noticed that when you settle down for a nap to try to get rid of a migraine, your neighbor will finally attack his neglected yard work, using leaf blowers, lawn mowers, and chain saws, starting right outside your window?

Have you ever noticed that the hot chick that jogs by everyday can see clearly through your window? And that perhaps those binoculars should be put away?

Have you ever noticed that your fly was unzipped after you shook hands with the CEO at a job interview?

Have you ever noticed that the sorer your throat is, the more you will need to talk?

Have you ever noticed that the weather outside will improve in direct proportion to how your day at work is declining?

No?

Well, I have. What things have you noticed?

(Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four , Part Five)

14 Comments:

Moonspun said...

I've noticed that I complain when I have too much to do and find myself incredibly bored sometimes when there is nothing to do.
(binoculars, huh?)

Lola said...

I've noticed that my eyes are so itchy from allergies that I want to scratch them out of my head right now!

Miss Grace said...

I haven't noticed anything lately. Because that would require The Brain.

Cape Cod Gal said...

I have noticed that no matter how much I wish for it to stop, my office phone will not stop ringing. In fact, it gets worse the more that I wish.

Heather said...

I've noticed that anytime something cool happens with the swat team, you come out of the bathroom just in time to see them congratulating each other and patting each other on the back for a job well done, that you missed cause you had to pee. Again.

Aunt Becky said...

I've noticed that sexy ass button. Who is this "Mommy Wants Vodka" person? She sounds SEXY.

Oh wait...

Roberto said...

I've noticed that the night that seems to mark the end of my streak of insomnia is also the night that someone needs to wake me up for an inane reason (e.g. "Were you alseep? I've lost my key. Can I crash at your place? Oh wait, fount it. Nevermind.").

x said...

I've noticed I like these posts.

Badass Geek said...

Moonspun: I do the same thing. There is never a happy medium.

Lola: Allergies? Bummer. I don't often have allergy problems other than minor congestion.

Miss Grace: Ah, yes. The Brain. Mine doesn't get much use these days.

Cape Cod Gal: Me, too! I never want to answer the phone, but that pretty much is my entire job.

Heather: Are you often in places where SWAT teams are on the job? 'Cause that would be kinda neat.

Aunt Becky: You just LOVE that button, don't you?

Roberto: Yes, that sounds like my life when I was an RA in my college dorm.

X: Thank you!

Employee No. 3699 said...

I've noticed that even though I worked my ass off this past weekend, when I looked in the mirror and turned...it was still there.

splodge said...

I've noticed that when someone puts me on the spot with a question like this, I can't think of any witty comments.

....ummm...nope, nothing! Not a sausage. Complete blank.

Kat said...

I have noticed the more I complain about my childrens bad behavior the worse they act. Lately anyway.

Badass Geek said...

Employee No 3699: Funny how that works, eh?

Splodge: Not even a sausage? Bummer.

Kat: Have you tried using a spray bottle?

Nej said...

I've noticed that it never fails, that cough you thought you'd FINALLY gotten rid of, decides the best time to return is in the middle of a movie...in a theater...during the quietest part of the movie possible. :-)

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.