I know I wrote a post not too long ago about the various intriguing search terms that have brought people here, but I've had some really interesting ones that begs just one question:
What the fuck?
See for yourself.
- "badass felts"
- "badass vegas vacation itinerary"
- "door stopper to lock my house"
- "how to pee in the woods"
- "how to pressure lock a room"
- "I drink way too much"
- "I am a man and I can't help myself"
- "testicles hurt when sitting down"
- "t-shirt gives away the plot"
Those are all interesting search hits, but this last one takes the cake. It is quite possibly the best search hit that I have seen in the history of this blog.
"I need an exorcism"
I understand the concern, but before you run out and hire a priest, lets run down a few of the key symptoms:
- Pale, greenish-colored skin
- Elongated tongue
- Highly-rotational head
- Projectile vomiting
- Sudden ability to speak demonic languages
If you or someone you know exhibits these symptoms and/or has recently bitten the head off of a bat, get your ass to a church ASAP.
The things people search for these days...