Have you ever noticed that there will always be road construction on the route that you've selected as a short cut, and enough traffic behind you to keep you from being able to turn around?
Have you ever noticed that the easiest part of a project will often be the part you feared would be the hardest, and the hardest part of that project was the part you assumed would be easy?
Have you ever had so much free time at work that you start researching on Wikipedia the origins to many popular yet offensive four-letter words? (The article on the word "fuck" is particularly entertaining.)
Have you ever noticed that there is no such thing as running a "quick errand" when you go to WalMart?
Have you ever noticed that standing in front of a fan and talking like Darth Vader is just as fun as an adult as it was when you were a kid?
Well, I have. What have you noticed this week?