I was asked to travel into the corporate office this week and help train a couple of new hires. Well, I shouldn't say I was asked. My presence was more or less demanded, but in the form of a question. And since my balls shrivel up each time the corporate office even glances in my direction, I agreed.
I've been working from home for the past two years, away from interactions with the general public and from the watchful eye of my superiors. While I've maintained a good standing within the company, having the freedom of working from home has allowed me to develop a couple of bad habits. Here is just a partial list of things I have to keep in mind while spending the next two days at the corporate office:
- SHOWER before leaving.
- Put on pants.
- Keep the burping and farting to a minimum.
- Refrain from scratching/adjusting the crotchular region.
- REMEMBER TO APPLY DEODORANT.
I'm off to the office now.
Wish me luck.