Earlier this week, I was talking with Aunt Becky via IM about inappropriate nicknames for the up-coming BlogHer conference.
Me: you that you can use the term "Vagina Camp" at BlogHer without having to pay royalties to me
Aunt Becky: hahahaaha
AB: vagina stock?
Me: Cooter Camp
AB: beaver fest is my fav
Me: it is quite a good name
AB: i should make a shirt
And with that, an idea was born.
It is with great pride that I introduce to you the official Beaver Fest 2009 commemorative t-shirt design:
With the conference coming up in the next week, there wasn't enough time to get actual t-shirts made up with this design. However, if you'd like to be one of the few cool cats at BlogHer with a special satirical t-shirt that pokes fun at a common nickname for female genitalia, you are welcome to download the image you'd need to make yourself a shirt by clicking here.
You will, of course, need to have a good working printer, printable iron-on transfer sheets, an iron, and a light-colored t-shirt. I trust that you'd be able to figure it out from there. (Note: You'll notice that the image you've downloaded is mirror-imaged, and it's supposed to be. Trust me, when you print it up on the transfer paper, it will make sense.)
This doesn't apply only to those going to BlogHer. Even if you're not going, feel free to make one up. I only ask that if you do make yourself a shirt, whether you're going to BlogHer or not, snap a quick picture and send it to me. Candid shots from BlogHer would be great, too!