Observations Upon Returning Home To My Apartment After Three Weeks:
- My bed has never felt so comfortable,
- The water pressure in the shower doesn't suck as much as I thought,
- My ass much prefers a certain brand of toilet paper,
- Not having to walk down a flight of stairs and then across the house to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night when my bladder is screaming is one of the best things ever,
- Being able to swear whenever I want has brought much joy back into my life,
- I will never take for granted the fact that my bedroom is heated,
- Not waking up to a creepy painting of Jesus staring at me has reduced the amount of guilt I have over the sex dreams involving whipped cream and the busty weather lady and the blonde news anchor chick on the news,
- Being responsible for cooking my own dinner kinda sucks,
- I can tolerate my noisy neighbors more, probably because I'm just so thrilled to be home,
- Burping and farting anywhere in the house is fair game,
- I don't have to hide my morning wood.
For many more reasons than these, it is so good to be home. It's nice to be able to let myself fully relax and try to keep the ol' stress level down. The best part, though, as mushy as it sounds, is being able to see The Boss every day. What can I say? I'm a sap.
It's good to be home.
26 Comments:
Welcome home!!
Awww! Aren't you sweet! If it were my husband, he'd still have to hide that morning wood. He sneaks out of bed to go pee sometimes to thwart me from playing with it.
You are right, Dorothy. There's no place like home.
Home Sweet Home!
Welcome home!!!! So glad you are back (and I am sure the Boss is so glad too).
So glad you're home! Sounds like absence made the heart grow fonder!
Hooray for being home with your honey! Embrace the wood, I always say! Or, I'm always told.
I couldn't be more excited for your ass, bladder, sex dreams, burping, farting and morning wood!
And the Boss, too.
Welcome home, my friend!
Being home is SO the best, isn't it? Glad you're back where you belong.
Welcome home! The land of happiness.
Glad to see you're home. I'm going to jump on the bandwagon here and say "aw" at that last part.
And I'm sure the Boss is happy to see both you and your morning wood back as well. :)
So glad you are home!
And you may be a sap, but The Boss is one lucky lady!
Hooray for HOME!
Welcome home!!!
From Hell to Heaven - Sorry creepy Jesus painting.
I think everyone needs to be reminded of what they have to remember why they chose it in the first place.
Lapsing into taking things for granted automatically creates an unhappy environment.
Hope the allergies are finally under control.
Jesus staring at you, guilty dreams or not, is a little offsetting first thing in the morning. :-)
Welcome home!!!!!!!!
Was Jesus above your bed your entire teens? That's not right...
Congrats on being home.
When I used to come home from college I never left my bed because it was just too too comfy!!! Totally feel ya on that one!
Welcome home, dude!
I love returning home. Everything seems sweeter.
And you are feeling okay so far? Welcome Home...Hope you can stay and everything turns out.
Being home in your own bed is the best feeling ever after time away. Congrats, and welcome back!
"Being able to swear whenever I want has brought much joy back into my life."
Dude, you're preaching to the choir. After a long day at school, nothing feels better than letting out a loud curse. Like, DANG!
Hooray for being home! Relax and enjoy.
i'm sure jesus dreams too!
Yeah, you're obviously a sap and as trite as it sounds, There's No Place Like Home. Sometimes it's good to have something happen that makes us realize that. Welcome Home.
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