Have you ever noticed that the one time you give your friend (who is always sending you raunchy and obscene text messages) the benefit of the doubt and open a newly-received message from her, in front of your mother, only to find out that the message has an embedded sound effect that screams out a nickname for the vagina that is also an old-fashioned term for felines?
Have you ever noticed that you will find the weirdest sites bookmarked on other people's computers? And that you'll wish you hadn't snooped around when you offered to fix your sister's laptop and found the Adult Sex Toy site bookmark?
Have you ever noticed that if you get a song stuck in your head that you actually like, and after singing it to yourself 387 times in one afternoon, you'll eventually come to hate the song?
Have you ever noticed that when you salvage batteries from the one remote control you never use for something more important, you'll find that you need that remote for something within the next week? But only after you've settled down on the couch and are extremely comfortable?
Have you ever noticed that the one time you sneeze into your arm instead of into your hands is the time that a globule of snot the size of a Geo Metro will come out and fuse itself deep into the fabric on your sleeve?
Well, I have. What have you noticed this week?
(Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four , Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven)