Monday, October 5, 2009

In Which I've Got Balls

May I have your attention please?

*ahem*

Plum Balls.


That is all.

P.S. I couldn't resist posting a picture of this pair of plums that The Boss has been keeping on the kitchen counter, waiting for them to ripen. It was just too perfect of an opportunity. Just like that "Gopher Dick" book I found a while back.

Happy Monday, folks.

24 Comments:

Mwa said...

And a Happy Monday to you! Nice balls.

LucyCooper said...

Does the northeastern seaboard see many truck nuts? Or is it (I'm guessing) a southern redneck phenomenon?
http://www.thatsnutz.com/

Tammy Howard said...

But we've got the biggest - balls of them all!

The Peach Tart said...

Nice balls.

Little Ms Blogger said...

OMG..they are perfectly round..you're so lucky :-)

Organic Meatbag said...

Wow, what a sack!

abrandname said...

BAG...

Surprisingly I am craving plums and a hotdog now....

Thanks!!!

Aunt Juicebox said...

Mmmmm....balls. ;)

mysterg said...

Those look like some juicy plums!

Nyx said...

...how...uh...symmetrical.

very nice bal...i mean, plums. I hope you enjoy them and their juicy goodness.

Children of the 90s said...

Your lack of maturity never ceases to entertain me. I think it's why we make such good blog pals.

Kat said...

The only thing that could have made that better is if that was a sack with two walnuts.

Melanie's Randomness said...

Hahaha!! Woa.

Mrs Soup said...

Hahahaha, fabulous.

Moonspun said...

um, I worry about two things in regards to your balls. One, the color and two, taking off the stickers!

The Good Cook said...

The Boss should take those balls out of the sack for quicker ripening... just saying.

Nej said...

Put them in paper sack with some apples, that'll ripen 'em up. At least, that's what I've been told.

@ LucyCooper - we see them here all the time in the midwest.

Lola said...

Did you not have a pickle or a cuke in the house to complete the package?

Doughmesticity said...

so needed that laugh! happy monday!

Employee No. 3699 said...

In which I know you have balls. You posted about the paper cut on them. Sheesh!

Samsmama said...

So I'm reading the comments, thinking about what I might say, then I read the comment directly above this. What now? Paper cut?

Amy said...

Ah, badass. I'm so glad to see you still have a sense of humor after the last post.

Insurance is a racket. I know because I used to work in that field. Your life is literally in the hands of some schmo who may or may not remember to file your paperwork. Bastards!!

Here's to hoping you and the boss have much brigher days ahead! Cheers, friend.

Sandy said...

Funny how our minds work, no? Well, maybe not funny....you know what I mean.

Badass Geek said...

Mwa: Why, thank you!

LucyCooper: We see them every now and then. I think they're kind of funny, but a bit redundant.

Tammy Howard: I somehow knew you'd say that!

The Peach Tart: Thank ye.

Little Ms Blogger: What can I say? I'm gifted.

Organic Meatbag: Jealous?

A Brand Name: You're welcome!

Aunt Juicebox: Indeed.

Myster G: I wouldn't know. I don't like plums.

Nyx: The Boss will be enjoying them shortly. The plums, I mean.

COTN: I agree! Maturity, schmaturity.

Kat: This is true.

Melanie's Randomness: Whoa, indeed.

Mrs Soup: Oh, yes.

Moonspun: Well, you know I do have a history with blue balls.

The Good Cook: I forwarded the advice along. Thanks!

Nej: Interesting.

Lola: Sadly, no.

Doughmesticity: You're welcome!

Employee No 3699: Yeah, I couldn't resist this one, though.

Sams Mama: Check the reader favorites on the upper right sidebar. It's right there, and it's epic.

Amy: Thank you so much. =)

Sandy: I sure do.

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