(Click here for the music video, so you can listen along.)
Verse One:
Sitting at home, not c-coming out.
Got no pants on, it's true; got this menu for you,
it's so magical,
you'd taste so fantastical.
Toppings and cheese, I don't care what it costs.
Delivery please, tonight it's just us;
it can't have a price... ready for Italian spice.
'Cause you know that baby I
Chorus One:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll order you until you love me,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Baby there's no other topping you know that I'll eat,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Promise I'll be kind, but only if he delivers you on time.
Baby you'll be tasty, wash you down with sweetened iced tea,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Verse Two:
Open the box, open it nice and slow,
Pull off two slices now, yeah, 'cause I'm hungry now.
In between the seats, moldy crusts and poppy seeds.
Your crust is burnt; I don't care if it's burnt.
First serving is gone, but there's no need to cry,
I'll just grab a slice, going down so very nice.
'Cause you know that baby I
Chorus Two:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll order you until you love me,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Baby there's no other topping you know that I'll eat,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Promise you'll be kind, and that you won't give me any heart burn this time.
Baby you are tasty, order you at least once weekly,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Bridge:
Real good, you fill up my stomach and*click*, change that shit on TV and
(I) won't stop until it's all gone,
I'm flabby but I only live once!
Chorus Three:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll order you until you love me,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Baby there's no other topping you know that I'll eat,
Pepper-pepperoni.
Promise that next time, I'll be sure to order you online.
Baby you are tasty, there's no other food group for me,
Pepper-pepperoni.
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Happy Monday, folks.
45 Comments:
Ummm... this just made me very hungry. And now I have this in my head. But that's ok cause I like it!! Nice job!
I tried to comment before but it didn't stick, so round two!! I loved this but it made me very hungry!! Nice job badass!
haha. this is brilliant...only a pizza lover could have come up with this ...and only another pizza lover can appreciate this parody..
cheers
Good stuff. You should think about recording this.
So, what are you saying? No sausage pizza?
Wow you have to much time on your hands.
Me encanta!
I.hate.lady.gaga!
You just scored major points in my book!
This is hilarious. You must make a youtube video singing this parody. I think it would go viral haha
You are so damn creative sometimes...ok most times...love it!
AWESOME!!!!
If Gaga had done that version instead, perhaps I wouldn't find her so frightening!
Hahaha, I loved it! :D Just had pepperoni the other night, too.
LOL! That's pretty amazing! New to the blog, but I'm loving it so far!
i'm a fan of your song-writing skills!
neah, I think this slipped. wasn't that funny (not that I'd be a funny-expert of some sort)
Woohoo!
I've made my own version of Bodyrockers - I like the way you move! Inspired by you my dear. :D
Go to my site to find out the wonderful parody. ^^
Oddly, it actually worked with Poker Face too. Well done. Happy New Year!
Hah! I totally sang along with that (in my head)..
Oh how I love your boredom...I have come to rely on it...
This is so freakin funny!
That's both HILARIOUS and creative at the same time. i wish i had the creative-ness to create an amazing parody such as this :P
damn. first time I ever wished that I heard a Lady GaGa song...
Oh, my God, that's BRILLIANT. After weeks and weeks, I just got that song out of my head, and now it's back- as pepperoni.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
The funniest part was that I was singing it in my head but with these words, lol.
xD
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Robin: I will think about it.
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Natalie: That may be true.
La Skeletor: Gracias!
Jenn(ifer): I hate her music, too. This was the only reason I'd willingly listen to it.
ALH: If only I could sing... and sound like a girl.
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First of all, I don't GET Lady GaGa. I watched an interview somewhere recently and.....it left me nearly speechless.
This, however, is great! I don't know the song (and don't want to) but you did an awesome job. Now I want pizza for dinner. And I'm thinking, even with the new job, you got wayyyy too much time on your hands.
That is SO awesome! I linked to it from my Gaga post. Hope you get some hits man! LOL
Hysterical!
Fantastic. I have a roommate who loves Lady Gaga - as well as pizza - and I absolutely have to send this to him.
I can picture playing with the pepperoni and stuffing my face with pizza till I can't sing at all. Maybe that wasn't what you meant though.
First, I read your lyrics and hello I'm tempted to order pizza at 2 am in the morning. NOT nice :p
Second, I noticed you're a blog friend / reader of Cheryl from Confession Of Twenty Something Years Old. Me and a bunch of friends are trying to get her to be featured in 20SB for February. She's awesome, right? So if you have an account in 20-Something Bloggers please help vote for her. All you have to do is visit here and write "I vote for Cheryl from Confession Of Twenty-Something Years Old" or "I second this nomination" :D
thanks so much before, I hope you participate!
Brilliant. And I don't even like pepperoni! But now I'm gonna have the real version stuck in my head for a week. Damn you!! (::shakes fist dramatically::)
This is the best song about pepperoni I've ever had the joy of reading.
This is absolutely awesome!
Ahahahah! I just giggled like a schoolgirl and then I sang it (badly) for hubby. He's giggling too!.
coming over here from a new jersey wife and if this song is any indication, I will be staying
Your lyrics are stunning.
Mmmmm....pepperoni pizza. I'm sitting here at lunch, eating a microwave box meal thing....drooling over your post. :-)
I just heard this song this morning coming in ... But I wasn't hungry when I heard it...Now I am. Oh...Cookies!
MDR hum... LOL I like this! I love! hihihi
That's friggin hilarious!
baaaahahhahahahhaha
fucking brilliant. I can hear her singing it in my head.
lmfaooo BRILLIANT :)
hehe...now this is all i am going to hear when i hear that dam song, lol! what the heck are her lyrics supposed to mean anyways? i wish the aliens that abandoned her here would come and take her back. sad thing is, they don't want her either....
haha :) this is very clever. Loving it!
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