Monday, January 4, 2010

In Which I Parodize

"Pepperoni" - (sung to the melody of "Paparazzi", by Lady GaGa)

(Click here for the music video, so you can listen along.)

Verse One:
Sitting at home, not c-coming out.
Got no pants on, it's true; got this menu for you,
it's so magical,
you'd taste so fantastical.

Toppings and cheese, I don't care what it costs.
Delivery please, tonight it's just us;
it can't have a price... ready for Italian spice.
'Cause you know that baby I

Chorus One:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll order you until you love me,
Baby there's no other topping you know that I'll eat,
Promise I'll be kind, but only if he delivers you on time.
Baby you'll be tasty, wash you down with sweetened iced tea,

Verse Two:
Open the box, open it nice and slow,
Pull off two slices now, yeah, 'cause I'm hungry now.
In between the seats, moldy crusts and poppy seeds.

Your crust is burnt; I don't care if it's burnt.
First serving is gone, but there's no need to cry,
I'll just grab a slice, going down so very nice.
'Cause you know that baby I

Chorus Two:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll order you until you love me,
Baby there's no other topping you know that I'll eat,
Promise you'll be kind, and that you won't give me any heart burn this time.
Baby you are tasty, order you at least once weekly,

Real good, you fill up my stomach and
*click*, change that shit on TV and
(I) won't stop until it's all gone,
I'm flabby but I only live once!

Chorus Three:
I'm your biggest fan, I'll order you until you love me,
Baby there's no other topping you know that I'll eat,
Promise that next time, I'll be sure to order you online.
Baby you are tasty, there's no other food group for me,


Happy Monday, folks.


carissajaded said...

Ummm... this just made me very hungry. And now I have this in my head. But that's ok cause I like it!! Nice job!

carissajaded said...

I tried to comment before but it didn't stick, so round two!! I loved this but it made me very hungry!! Nice job badass!

A Poetess said...

haha. this is brilliant...only a pizza lover could have come up with this ...and only another pizza lover can appreciate this parody..

Robin. said...

Good stuff. You should think about recording this.

Little Ms Blogger said...

So, what are you saying? No sausage pizza?

Natalie said...

Wow you have to much time on your hands.

La Skeletor said...

Me encanta!

Jenn(ifer) said...


You just scored major points in my book!

 ALH said...

This is hilarious. You must make a youtube video singing this parody. I think it would go viral haha

Moonspun said...

You are so damn creative sometimes...ok most it!

Amy said...


If Gaga had done that version instead, perhaps I wouldn't find her so frightening!

Jennifer said...

Hahaha, I loved it! :D Just had pepperoni the other night, too.

Kate Weber said...

LOL! That's pretty amazing! New to the blog, but I'm loving it so far!

ilovewatches said...

i'm a fan of your song-writing skills!

argumentics said...

neah, I think this slipped. wasn't that funny (not that I'd be a funny-expert of some sort)

Belle said...


I've made my own version of Bodyrockers - I like the way you move! Inspired by you my dear. :D

Go to my site to find out the wonderful parody. ^^

Chris Mancini said...

Oddly, it actually worked with Poker Face too. Well done. Happy New Year!

Melissa said...

Hah! I totally sang along with that (in my head)..

abrandname said...

Oh how I love your boredom...I have come to rely on it...

This is so freakin funny!

DucttapeCupcake said...

That's both HILARIOUS and creative at the same time. i wish i had the creative-ness to create an amazing parody such as this :P

girlvaughn said...

damn. first time I ever wished that I heard a Lady GaGa song...

LucyCooper said...

Oh, my God, that's BRILLIANT. After weeks and weeks, I just got that song out of my head, and now it's back- as pepperoni.

photographsNwhite08 said...

The funniest part was that I was singing it in my head but with these words, lol.


Badass Geek said...

CarissaJaded: I'm moderating comments for the time being, so that's why your comment won't show immediately. =)

A Poetess: Thank you!

Robin: I will think about it.

Little Ms Blogger: For the purpose of this song, no.

Natalie: That may be true.

La Skeletor: Gracias!

Jenn(ifer): I hate her music, too. This was the only reason I'd willingly listen to it.

ALH: If only I could sing... and sound like a girl.

Moonspun: Thank you!

Amy: She is kind of scary, isn't she?

Jennifer: Me, too!

Kate Weber: Glad to hear it!

Ilovewatches: Thank you kindly!

Argumentics: Well, it's not for everyone.

Belle: Awesome!

Chris Mancini: Thanks, dude!

Melissa: NICE.

Abrandname: Thank you!

DucttapeCupcake: Like Natalie pointed out, I had a lot of free time to come up with this.

Girlvaughn: Right? =)

LucyCooper: You're welcome.

PhotographsNwhite08: Glad you liked it!

Sandy said...

First of all, I don't GET Lady GaGa. I watched an interview somewhere recently left me nearly speechless.

This, however, is great! I don't know the song (and don't want to) but you did an awesome job. Now I want pizza for dinner. And I'm thinking, even with the new job, you got wayyyy too much time on your hands.

Alan said...

That is SO awesome! I linked to it from my Gaga post. Hope you get some hits man! LOL

Becca said...


The Revolutionary said...

Fantastic. I have a roommate who loves Lady Gaga - as well as pizza - and I absolutely have to send this to him.

TechnoBabe said...

I can picture playing with the pepperoni and stuffing my face with pizza till I can't sing at all. Maybe that wasn't what you meant though.

Andhari said...

First, I read your lyrics and hello I'm tempted to order pizza at 2 am in the morning. NOT nice :p

Second, I noticed you're a blog friend / reader of Cheryl from Confession Of Twenty Something Years Old. Me and a bunch of friends are trying to get her to be featured in 20SB for February. She's awesome, right? So if you have an account in 20-Something Bloggers please help vote for her. All you have to do is visit here and write "I vote for Cheryl from Confession Of Twenty-Something Years Old" or "I second this nomination" :D

thanks so much before, I hope you participate!

Phoenix said...

Brilliant. And I don't even like pepperoni! But now I'm gonna have the real version stuck in my head for a week. Damn you!! (::shakes fist dramatically::)

Deidre said...

This is the best song about pepperoni I've ever had the joy of reading.

for the love of pictures said...

This is absolutely awesome!

Mad Woman said...

Ahahahah! I just giggled like a schoolgirl and then I sang it (badly) for hubby. He's giggling too!.

Mr O said...

coming over here from a new jersey wife and if this song is any indication, I will be staying

Miss Grace said...

Your lyrics are stunning.

Nej said...

Mmmmm....pepperoni pizza. I'm sitting here at lunch, eating a microwave box meal thing....drooling over your post. :-)

minivan soapbox said...

I just heard this song this morning coming in ... But I wasn't hungry when I heard it...Now I am. Oh...Cookies!

Anonymous said...

MDR hum... LOL I like this! I love! hihihi

Divecchio317 said...

That's friggin hilarious!

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

fucking brilliant. I can hear her singing it in my head.

Gabby. said...

lmfaooo BRILLIANT :)

Anonymous said... this is all i am going to hear when i hear that dam song, lol! what the heck are her lyrics supposed to mean anyways? i wish the aliens that abandoned her here would come and take her back. sad thing is, they don't want her either....

Personal Training London said...

haha :) this is very clever. Loving it!

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