Whenever I'm waiting in the checkout line, I like to scan the various magazine covers for interesting article titles. Normally there isn't anything noteworthy, but I recently came across this gem on the cover of Cosmo this month:
Like there really needs to be a How-To on how to touch a naked man? There are few things in life less obvious than that. I understand Cosmopolitan has been around for a while and it's got to be difficult to keep coming up with new and exciting sex tips, but come on. In case you are curious, I'll save you the five bucks from buying the latest Cosmo and tell you how to touch a naked man.
Look for the Exclamation Point, and go from there.