Monday, July 19, 2010

In Which I Tell A Lie

I've been a little starved for new blogging material lately. I don't know if it's been all the warm weather we've been having recently, or if I've just been going through a normalcy streak (I pray it's more of the former than the latter), but I need to do something to get myself out of this funk. And as I've done a few times in the past, I'm going to ask for your involvement. 

I'm going to make a series of statements, a majority of them false. It's going to be your job to pick out which one of them is true. The first one to guess it correctly wins! Just what, exactly, do you stand a chance of winning? The first to guess correctly will get an 5x7 autographed print of the Badass Geek mosaic that I unveiled last week. Neato!

Sound like a deal? Here goes:

  • I shave my face only once a month, but shave my balls weekly.
  • I secretly love the taste of vomit.
  • I sometimes write myself fake reminders on Post-It notes so I appear busy at work.
  • I wear camouflage underwear during hunting season.
  • I wear my sunglasses at night.
  • My secret goal in life is to actually bore someone to tears. 
  • I once did the awkward dance Pee-Wee Herman performed on a bar-top in moon shoes to the song "Tequila" in the movie "Pee-Wee Herman's Big Adventure".
  • Before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
  • My favorite song until I turned 11 was The Beach Boys classic "Kokomo."
  • I wrote a letter to then-President Bill Clinton and asked him for Chelsea's phone number.
I think I threw in enough curve balls... but then again, I'm not always the best riddle-maker. Good luck!

Happy Monday, folks.

21 Comments:

emily said...

the kokomo one.

dpking19 said...

i am going to have to say the fake post it one # three LOve<~Peter~>

Amber said...

Well, of course I was going to say one of the two above, but I am always a little slow......so I am going to say it was "I wrote a letter to then-President Bill Clinton and asked him for Chelsea's phone number".

Awesomeness said...

I think it's the Post-It note one too, but the "boring someone to tears" goal sounds like an interesting challenge.

ForeverRhonda said...

Either the post its or the Clinton one. Actually the writing myself post its at work sounds like a good idea.

The Shanner of Attention said...

you did the awkward dance. i know it. :|

minivan soapbox said...

I really want the real one to be The Awkward Dance...Because then you could record it and post it here. But I'm going to go with the post it one.

Deidra said...

Since all the others are being guessed, I'm going with the first one.

Nej said...

Boring someone to tears is an awesome goal!!!!

When you accomplish it, you need to give THEM a mosaic too!!! :-)

(giggle)

Didactic Pirate said...

I'm going with #7 on the grounds that it's probably true for everyone who was born before 1990. Wait, does that include you? Guess I should've asked that first.

Elektrobank said...

"I sometimes write myself fake reminders on Post-It notes so I appear busy at work."

Haha, even though this probably isn't the one, it's my favorite anyway. I could totally see someone doing this (myself included).

Writer Ninja said...

It has been guessed before, but I will say it anyway: You did the awkward dance! It would make my day if you did. I don’t think it is the post-it note because it’s too simple and that one was added to be tricky. But, maybe you are trying to use reverse psychology to trick me into your trickery.

Ha, I’ll stop there. I didn’t have too much sleep last night.

P.S. Hmm, bore somebody to tears…that would be a cool life goal…(But I can’t cheat with more guesses, so that doesn’t count.)

christina said...

Camouflage underwear in Real-TREE pattern.

Melissa said...

The awkward dance for sure.

Chuck said...

I summoned the Force and here goes: T,F,T,F,T,T,F,F,T,T

carissajaded said...

I'm would say either the post it note or the Kokomo are true.. but those seem way too normal for you. I'm gonna go with Peeweedance! Or wish for at least!

Jasmine said...

I think I may have chose something else, but I'm going to go with the sunglasses at night. Why not? I mean, you have sunglasses on in your icon. Maybe you love them enough to wear them at night, too.

kittyn_uk said...

Weekly ball shaving has my vote - it is just awkward enough to possibly be true.

Lessons in Life and Light said...

I think you loved Kokomo. I say this because I felt the same way and I feel that this may be the connection between us that we've both always known is there but could just never put a finger on. Please say I'm right!!!

Badass Geek said...

To All: Thanks to all for your participation! The truth and the winner will be announced tomorrow, so stay tuned!

Maggie said...

I think, because no one else has gone for it and I just like to be gross, I'm going to go with the liking the taste of vomit one.

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