Have you ever noticed that the airing frequency of a particular commercial increases in direct proportion to it's level of annoyingness?
Have you ever noticed that the one time someone takes you up on your offer to help that you made just to be polite a few weeks ago is during a time where you have other things already planned? And then you feel like a douche for backing out of your offer?
Have you ever noticed that birds will play target practice with your car just minutes after you've left the car wash, with a majority of said fecal splatter being on your windshield that is only smeared around with your washer fluid and wiper blades?
Have you ever noticed that your novelty ringtone is suddenly not so novel and actually a bit embarrassing when your phones rings at top volume when the office is oddly silent?
Have you ever noticed that there is no way to successfully come back from being caught singing to Katy Perry, even if it was just to be funny?
No? Well, I have.
What have you noticed lately?
Happy Monday, folks.