Friday, September 3, 2010

In Which I Parodize, Again

"Chamillionaire" - (sung to the song "Billionaire", by Travie McCoy)

(Click here for the music video, so you can listen along.)

I wanna be Chamillionaire so fucking bad.
I'd be the best thing music's ever had.
I wanna be on the cover of Spin Magazine,
bringing the best music on the scene.
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah.
A different woman every night, oh I swear...
The world better prepare for when I'm Chamillionaire.

Yeah, I would have a group-like posse that I would be the king of.
Everybody wants in, they better keep on wishin'.
I'd probably pull a Woody Allen or some shit, and adopt
a set of morals and marry my step-kid.
Escape a few convictions like "I never did this",
and last but not least grant some females their last wish.
It's been a couple months since my last single so
you can call me "Has-Been" in case you didn't know.
Get it? I'd probably write a song that would be a hit,
and some guy named Weird Al would come and parody it.
Yeah, can't forget about that, you see.
Everywhere I go I'mma have to be ridin' dirty.

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah.
A different woman every night, oh I swear,
the world better prepare for when I'm Chamillionaire.
(Oh-oh, oh-oh) When I'm Chamillionaire.
(Oh-oh, oh-oh)

I'll be playin' fast and loose with no precedence,
spendin' all the dough I get.
Then I'll complain about never being able to pay for shit.
Throw all my receipts right in the trash just for the heck of it,
Come tax time I'll have no records to fully account for it.
Yeah, I'd be in the hole with a tax audit.
I'd blame recession but that ain't exactly it.
Spent too much money on my grill and my gilded cup,
now everybody that I know is just laughin' up.
And not a single honey around me would know how money I was,
livin' good, livin' proudly.
I know this wasn't part of my celebrity dream, but
go in your pocket, pull out your wallet, give all of it to me.

I wanna be Chamillionaire so fucking bad.
I'd be the best thing music's ever had.
I wanna be on the cover of Spin Magazine,
bringing the best music on the scene.
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah.
A different woman every night, oh I swear...
The world better prepare for when I'm Chamillionaire.

I wanna be Chamillionaire so fucking bad....

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Have a good weekend, everyone.

9 Comments:

Jasmine said...

Shiiit, I wanna be a Chamillionaire.
I noticed you have me up for the comment of the week. Thanks, I'm truly honored. :)

Jasmine said...

P.S. Have a great Labor Day weekend.

Everyday Goddess said...

catchy tune.

the neck ink is skeevy.

Didactic Pirate said...

Clear some space on you mantel. Grammy. Best New Artist. My predictions are never wrong.

Writer Ninja said...

This song might just surpass “White and Nerdy” on the epic nerd scale!

Weird Al, step down…Badass is in town… *Cues dramatic music*

Chuck said...

Don't know the real song but if ya hum a few bars...

Jen said...

Oh this is awesome. Hahaha.

Nes said...

Great stuff! See you at the Grammys.

Badass Geek said...

Jasmine: Thanks, you too!

Everyday Goddess: Agreed.

Didactic Pirate: One can only hope.

Writer Ninja: I wouldn't dare overstep Weird Al.

Chuck: It's honestly not worth it.

Jen: Thanks.

Nes: I'll save you a seat.

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