Over the weekend, The Boss and I went out to see if we could get some of the things we'll need for Baby Badass with some of the gift card money we received for Christmas. Our thought was that some things would likely still be on sale, and we could hopefully snag a few deals on some of the more expensive items.
As it turns out, the sale prices were no longer to be had, so I followed The Boss around the Baby Section of Walmart for an hour while she cooed and squealed at all of the cute pink baby shit they had on the shelves. To keep my mind occupied, I set a goal for myself to find the weirdest looking baby picture used on the packaging for something.
Here's the winner:
I forget what exactly this picture was on, but I think it was one of those walker-bumper things where the kid dangles from the seat/harness just enough off the ground where only their toes touch, but really, that's besides the point. Just look at that face.
Isn't that the oldest looking baby you've ever seen? It's probably only a few months old, but I'm sure it's already getting AARP and Medicare brochures in the mail. The poor little guy is like Benjamin Button, and even has the initialed t-shirt to match.
Finding the weirdest picture out of the bunch was definitely a challenge. If I were to have chosen the weirdest looking product, though, I would have chosen one of the breast pumps for sure. Some of those things look downright dangerous, like something you'd see on a bondage porno flick.
Happy Monday, folks.
*The title of this post is probably one of the weirdest I've ever written, but what better way to start off the new year?