Friday, July 1, 2011

In Which I Wish

If I had a dollar for every time I did a double-take, I would be a seriously rich man. I say this because I was walking through the break room at work yesterday, and as I passed by one of the vending machines, I had to stop and take a second look.

What caught my eye was the warning label on the vending machine.




Pretty innocuous, right? Yeah. Here's what I thought I saw:




Sure, I'll admit this is a bit reminiscent of the Spontaneous Thriller Dance from a few months back, but wouldn't it be awesome if it were true? On the other hand, how much would it suck to get an appendage bitten off by a vending machine monster all because the bag of Fritos you just bought got stuck?

Have a good weekend, everyone.

10 Comments:

Underground Dude said...

I want a vending machine monster of my very own to hold and hug and squeeze!

Little Miss Me said...

Hehe brilliant, vending machine monsters would definitely be a good anti-theft device though...

Greg Davis said...

That would put an end to people tipping or shaking machines.

Marty said...

chomp chomp chomp chomp

makingmonkeysoup.com said...

I'm really thinking you are pretty obsessed with the vending machines...

Just Call Me Lynn said...

LoL I love it!

Chuck said...

In today's society you can't have too many warnings...lotta dumbasses roaming the earth.

Badass Geek said...

Underground Dude: Aren't they adorable?

Little Miss Me: Right?

Greg Davis: It really would.

Marty: NOM.

MakingMonkeySoup: Yeah. I kinda am.

Just Call Me Lynn: Thanks!

Chuck: Amen to that.

kristina said...

Well you wouldn't have to shake or tip them if the assholes who manufactured them did enough quality control testing to ensure when you put your money in, the machine actually "vended" the paid for product every single time.

That being said, I have only ever tipped them backwards towards the wall a few times to shake the paid-for product loose (cause I ain't puttin' any more money in!) - what kind of idiot would pull it forward?!

Brooke said...

LOL!!! Good one dude!

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