Wednesday, October 19, 2011

In Which I Might Try Being Subtle, Next Time

Sometimes, the best way to get through to people is to be blunt.

I'm not above bathroom humor, but putting corn cob cutters right next to the toilet paper that claims to be "ultra strong" is a bit crude. It'd be like Taco Bell selling Kaopectate when you buy one of their XXL Chalupas. Sure, it might just be a convenient reminder, but I really don't want to be thinking about the durability of the paper I will be wiping my ass with later while I'm slicing the corn off the cob.

In fact, it kinda turns me off of corn altogether.

5 Comments: said...

The things you find on your adventures at Walmart, always make my day.

thotlady said...

Actually it is kind of interesting, since eons ago people used corn cobs instead of toilet paper to wipe their...arses.

kristina said...

...cornholes! ... and sticks with sponges at the end of them... dysentery, yay!

I really do not want any corn now.

Justin said...

Cool post to read! Following :)

Badass Geek said...

MakingMonkeySoup: I'm glad. =)

Thotlady: Good point.

Kristina: Me, either.

Justin: *high five*

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