In Which It's Not Very Helpful

When I got my smartphone last August, one of the first things I did was install and setup Google Voice. It is, among other things, Google's version of what a lot of mobile providers call "Visual Voicemail". You can use it to do a lot of things, but I use it only as an alternative to traditional voicemail. When someone calls me and I don't pick up, Google Voice picks up and the caller leaves a message like usual. On my phone or on the web, I get the recorded audio of the message, plus it gets transcribed and put into easy-to-read text by good ol' Goog.

Well... more or less. The transcribing part leaves a little to be desired.

Here are some particularly poorly transcribed voicemails I've received in the past few months.

As you can tell, the transcription was not very helpful in making the decision as to whether or not to actually listen to the message. This next one is a bit better, but still confusing:

The one that I got most recently was indecipherable, even the audio portion. I get robo-dialed a lot and get a lot of wrong number calls (thus the reason for needing an easier way to sort through my voicemail without having to listen to all of them), but I still haven't figured out if this call was actually about.

It's certainly certain, is it? And I have to wait until Friday to listen to the message? That's not very convenient. I appreciate the effort, Google, but I appreciate the laughs more.
Check it out for yourself, if you haven't already (and if you've got an Android phone. Not sure if it's out for iOS.). If you get some weird results, or have already, share 'em!