Monday, December 12, 2011

In Which I See Giant Genitalia

If you haven't already put decorations up outside your house for the holidays, let me pass on to you a warning: Think of what your handiwork is going to look like in the dark before you set about stringing up the lights. 

I present to you Exhibit A, a representation of what the front of a certain house in my neighborhood looks like. Harmless, quaint, and decorated with clear lights on the front shrubs and around the door.

As the sun sets and darkness prevails, this innocent and classic decoration takes a sharp turn as Exhibit B.

Well, now. Happy Holidays to you, too. We all like to get big packages around Christmastime, but this is taking that a bit too far. 

Happy Monday, folks.


Kat said...

My inner 14 year old boy is giggling!

Eva Gallant said...

that is hysterical!

Charcoal Renderings said...

It's just... so obvious. Do they really not know?!

Or maybe they do. And they think it's awesome. More power to 'em.

SoNotIram said...

this is too funny....

Splitwick Mahoy said...

Fine, I'll take them down.

Chuck said...

That is classic! What a my mind will be in the gutter as I look at Christmas lights this year. Eh, something different!

Gia said...

hahahah that is fantastic!

Pickleope said...

That's on purpose. It has to be. It totally beats my vagina-shaped foyer.

Badass Geek said...

Kat: Mine, too.

Eva Gallant: Thank you!

Charcoal Renderings: Exactly.

SoNotIram: Glad you think so.

Splitwick Mahoy: Har, har.

Chuck: You're welcome.

Gia: Really rings in the holidays, doesn't it?

Pickleope: Hands down.

Jennifer said...

That is freakin' awesome! Those poor folks.

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