Monday, January 30, 2012

In Which I'd Buy Stock in These

So there I was, sitting at my desk at work this past Saturday. I wasn't feeling the greatest, and I was trying my best to quell the gas bubbles groaning in my stomach. There were a few close calls but I managed to keep all gas leaks under control until I was safe behind the men's room door. As I was willing myself to keep it together, inspiration struck. That shouldn't surprise you. This isn't the first post inspired by farting, and it likely won't be the last.

I'll forgo the preamble and just get right down to it. As I was promising myself that I would not let a fart slip out at my desk, I told the rogue gas bubble, "You shall not pass!"


Here are some others I came up with:

If Mordorant was real, the world would be a better place.

Happy Monday, folks.


The Twisted Tine said...
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The Twisted Tine said...

If these were to be your only legacy, you would be a great man.

Badass Geek said...

The Twisted Tine: You are very kind.

Melissa said...

I hate those ones that just slip out when you are just innocently talking to someone. It really makes for an awkward moment. I think it's best to ignore, but sometimes when the person is laughing so hard at you and pointing their finger it's really hard,

Molly Louise said...

Absolutely fantastic.

Charcoal Renderings said...

I am in love with all of these. And would use all of these if they were real. Whether I needed them or not. Make it happen.

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