Monday, February 13, 2012

In Which I Would Have Expected More

We expect a lot of our local law enforcement. They are relied upon to handle a wide range of issues, and I have the utmost respect for what they do. This article doesn't spin their efforts in the most positive way, however.

So they found the knife sharpener, did they? Well. My fears are gone. The serial killer on the loose with his knife won't be so threatening with the blade being all dull. And with his dark clothing confiscated by the police, he won't blend into the night very well with his Hawaiian shirts and balloon pants. Lastly, what is a rogue killer supposed to do in his off time if he doesn't have books about crime to read? Crossword puzzles? Sudoku? 

Job well done.

Happy Monday, folks.


April said...

Our local police finally caught the "Serial Butt Stabber" (as dubbed by the media). Women no longer have to fear being stabbed in the butt on their trip to the mall. Seriously though, it was a real thing. I'm curious, how did the forklift driver help chase down the suspect? I'm not exactly educated in the field of forklifts, but I'm guessing they're not exactly the swiftest vehicle to use in the apprehension of a suspect. Don't your police up there have, I don't know, cars? Feet?

Eva Gallant said...

What a story! lol

Chuck said...

I am thinking he was a serial cutlery freak...he just sharpened the knives...not using them. And I think Sudoku, BTW.

for the love of pictures said...

That is quite the story. And I am going to go with word search puzzles, with a game of hangman thrown in every now and then for flavor :)

The Twisted Tine said...

Oh, the news.

Badass Geek said...

April: I sure hope so.

Eva Gallant: Indeed.

Chuck: Organized criminals, sure.

For The Love of Pictures: I would have to agree.

The Twisted Tine: Mmm hmm.

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alntv said...

Hahahahahahaha! That's funny. Can't imagine the guy searching for his sharpener in a panic screaming..."How can I kill someone with a dull knife! Nooooooooooo!!!!"

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