Comments on Badass Geek: In Which I Am Just Plain Weird

Big points for cleaning up the mess. Too freakin&...

2009-12-08T10:44:26.226-05:00

Big points for cleaning up the mess. Too freakin' funny!

Funny even, my fingers are frozen.

2009-12-06T12:51:43.224-05:00

Funny even, my fingers are frozen.

Funy but entirely TMI about your and how men pee. ...

2009-12-06T12:51:25.084-05:00

Funy but entirely TMI about your and how men pee. Just saying.

Dude that is just too funny - somehow I get this w...

2009-12-06T12:22:27.061-05:00

Dude that is just too funny - somehow I get this weird feeling that we have to be related in some strange way -

Hahaha! I HATE peeing in the middle of the night....

2009-12-04T11:53:23.333-05:00

Hahaha! I HATE peeing in the middle of the night. Fortunately I've never mis-aimed (you know, being a girl makes that part kind of easy). But I HAVE had to clean up cat puke in the middle of the night!

Hilarious... I think its cool as long as the Boss ...

2009-12-04T01:44:02.702-05:00

Hilarious... I think its cool as long as the Boss doesnt get to know about you making a mess in the bathroom... :P

You could be telling our story, exactly, same snor...

2009-12-03T19:38:55.845-05:00

You could be telling our story, exactly, same snoring, same bathroom, same lights in same place, all up to point of the Jesus experience. Hubby snores just like you say your wife describes your snoring. Sometimes it feels like the walls must be sucked in and out. I wonder if it wakes the neighbors in the house next door except they are older than we are and hard of hearing, lucky for them. But we have carpet on the floor during winter because it is way too cold for me to walk in the bathroom on cold linoleum in my sweet dainty warm feet and hit the cold floor. So carpet it is. Hubby would not be able to fool me, I would know if he missed the toilet because the carpet would have an odor. Lucky for you all you had to do was swish around a few paper towels. That is all I have to say about that.

One time, when my husband was a kid, he made a wro...

2009-12-03T18:48:32.035-05:00

One time, when my husband was a kid, he made a wrong turn in the new house they had just moved into and ended up pissing on all the pots and pans.

Of course he cleaned it up! Can you imagine what T...

2009-12-03T13:18:33.863-05:00

Of course he cleaned it up! Can you imagine what The Boss would've done if he hadn't?!

Haha. Loved this post. Hilarious.

2009-12-03T13:13:20.227-05:00

Haha. Loved this post. Hilarious.

Have you been hitting the drugs again?

2009-12-03T10:42:09.469-05:00

Have you been hitting the drugs again?

Moonspun: There are no pictures, no. She did get a...

2009-12-03T08:15:42.925-05:00

Moonspun: There are no pictures, no. She did get a good laugh out of it at least.

Aunt Becky: Thank you kindly!

Deb Thaxton: We make those jokes all the time around here.

Jan: I earn my keep.

Nej: Quite possibly. The odds of there being someone else as awesome (and humble) as me out there are pretty high.

Mwa: Glad you think so.

Nyx: You probably just jinxed yourself.

Mepsipax: I slept walked and played Sega once.

Carissa Jade: You know... you're right. I didn't soap down my leg. Oops.

GeekByMarriage: No worries. I enjoy making people laugh at me. It's one of my talents.

Daddy Files: I would have still been made to clean it up, though.

Rebecca Knight: It benefits us both, because if The Boss doesn't get sleep, well... lets just say that it's better that she does.

Organic Meatbag: It wasn't my fault!

Natalie: I'll try to warn you next time.

Amy: Your wish is my command.

The Peach Tart: Always.

ToyWithMe: Aww, shucks.

Jaime: I thought so.

Mrs Soup: Oh, it was insane.

BeautifulWreck: I couldn't make this stuff up.

Little Ms Blogger: Been there, done that. Hallucinating Jesus was better.

Chris Mancini: It sure is.

Mommakin: I didn't want to get pulled out of bed in the early morning to clean it up, so I might as well just clean it up right then.

I am just so impressed that you cleaned up after y...

2009-12-03T07:50:24.804-05:00

I am just so impressed that you cleaned up after yourself. And right away, too!

I sleep on the couch all night when I'm sick. But I'm considerably shorter than you are.

During flu season, it's just a waiting game......

2009-12-02T23:19:37.982-05:00

During flu season, it's just a waiting game...

Okay, this was better than I thought. I thought y...

2009-12-02T23:05:29.920-05:00

Okay, this was better than I thought. I thought you were going to say something like "I got out of my sleep daze to find out I was peeing in the kitchen sink or a bucket".

Points on cleaning up after self.

OMG!! You are a good man for cleaning up your mess...

2009-12-02T22:27:16.179-05:00

OMG!! You are a good man for cleaning up your mess. You are too damn funny!

Bwahaahahaha! Awesome. And hey, at least you cle...

2009-12-02T18:56:29.115-05:00

Bwahaahahaha! Awesome.

And hey, at least you cleaned up!

This is actually pretty awesome.

2009-12-02T16:40:32.781-05:00

This is actually pretty awesome.

O.M.G. - You cleaned it up? I think I love you.

2009-12-02T14:55:49.809-05:00

O.M.G. - You cleaned it up? I think I love you.

Well at least you're a good hubby and clean up...

2009-12-02T14:15:18.866-05:00

Well at least you're a good hubby and clean up after yourself.

That is seriously the funniest thing I have ever r...

2009-12-02T13:47:36.746-05:00

That is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read. Please, do not keep ass scratching and piss missing to yourself any further!!

I need this in my life badass!!!!

Once again you have ruined my mascara due to laugh...

2009-12-02T13:44:38.338-05:00

Once again you have ruined my mascara due to laughing so hard I have tears. I need to wear water-proof before I read your blog posts.

If there's one thing man has learned through t...

2009-12-02T13:27:35.526-05:00

If there's one thing man has learned through the years, it's that Jesus does not respect a messy pisser...you may have just missed the cut, my friend...so sorry...

Oh, MAN. I hate middle of the night half-dreaming...

2009-12-02T13:23:09.178-05:00

Oh, MAN. I hate middle of the night half-dreaming hallucinations. Sweet of you to take the couch so The Boss can sleep, though :).

Wow. That is...just wow. I can see sleepwalking a...

2009-12-02T11:18:30.367-05:00

Wow. That is...just wow.

I can see sleepwalking and pissing on the floor. But you woke up, went to the bathroom, started taking a piss, and then started hallucinating mid-stream. And you pissed on the floor!

You're a better man than I am for cleaning it up though. I would've gone back to bed, let the wife step in it and claimed I was sleepwalking and didn't remember.